About Us
TigerWing Tea was created by a bunch of aspiring trans-dimensional reality disruptors who felt the key to enlightenment was a great cup of tea.
That turned out to be wrong as tea has nothing to do with enlightenment. But it does have something to do with life and a lot to do with taste buds and, even though we've never seen a taste bud, we believe in them. We are, above all, people who believe.
We know our website looks a little skimpy, like a cross between a real website and an anorexic bikini model who walks in a slightly unbalanced and disturbing way, but live and let live, that's what we say.
Back to the skimpy website...it's because we put all of our energy and money into:
(1) Creating the best tasting teas on earth and mars and
(2) Trying to teach cats to be walked on a leash.
This second effort turned out to be a total waste of time, but thankfully the first project was an astounding success! Some day we'll have enough money and time to make this website as great as ice cream on a hot summer day, but until then, there's lots of things you can do.
Actually, that's kind of a lie, but there are four things you can do --
-- In the "Tell Us About You" box, send us your very short stories (100 words) of something strange you do or something bizarre that happened to you.
-- Click here to see read other peoples strange stories and vote on the ones you want to see on tea bags. Some are pretty weird. What's wrong with you people?
-- Join our email list. Then, you'll get the combo TigerWing blog, newsletter and reality-changing device.
-- Find someone you like and kiss them! This is more fun than the first three, but the first three are great too and there's no law saying you can't do all four, except in Tulsa.
Thanks for being a fan of TigerWing. We're fans of you too or we would'nt have made our teas for you!
About You
07.15.2009
Choose your Teas Wisely!
Oh yeah, I went for that bargain stuff. Soon I found residue in my lymph nodes that made my head swell like a moralist Congressman in a strip club! I gouged myself with a spoon like a soldier with phosphorus bomb residue on my skin except when it scabbed over it didnt begin burning again like phosphorus.
Well, now I drink this good stuff! and I no longer need health insurance!
Me likey the TigerWings!
- TC
Products
Taro Vanilla Cream
Free Your Mind, Free Your Heart
This tea has a light, mysterious, creamy quality, but that hardly describes it. Just like on the first day of Spring, you'll feel like you're splitting into lighthearted pieces. Your soul will get IM'ed the ultimate truth while your heart sings a song to the new moon. This tea has inspired great poetry, great paintings and some strange, but curiously provocative clothing designs. Your friends will need to get acquainted with you all over again, for you have been freed.
Goodness Factors:
This tea is so healthy that even reading this box will make you live longer. Green tea is loaded with antioxidants and man, do we hate oxidants! It improves the immune system and diminishes high cholesterol, arthritis and cancer. Taro is a tropical plant rich (rich, we say!) in vitamins and minerals. The tea also contains Honeybush, which helps you relax. Walk up to strangers, look them in the eye and say, Honeybush. Let us know if they relax.
Ingredients *Green Mate, *Genmaicha (*Green Tea combined with *Roasted Brown Rice also known as Popcorn Tea), *Green Honeybush, *Matcha, *Taro. (*ingredient is certified organic) Certified Organic by PCO.
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Tea From 5 Minutes Into the Future
Some TigerWing flavors take you on journeys. Others sharpen your mind and invigorate your body. Others take you beyond Cloud 9, all the way to Cloud 1412. This box contains 4 teabags each of 5 flavors:
ChocoMint
A Delicious, Powerful Rocket to Wow
Coconut Kava Cream
Upload Your Spirit Into the World
Calmation
See All. Know all. Don't care.
Crouching Dragon, Hidden Dragonfruit
1/2 Dragon, 1/2 Tangy, 1/2 High Energy
and Not So Good at Math
Sip this tea and lazily watch shooting stars in your bedroom, then uncoil your mind across the universe or perhaps just park it on a tropical island and soak in some rays. This tea has a dark, rich, velvety taste with a touch
of sweetness, like the memory of your first love. In each of our souls is a secret. Share yours with this tea. By the way, dont worry if you dont know what a Kava is its a plant that grows in Polynesia, famous for its relaxing
qualities. But isnt everything in Polynesia relaxing?
While the Mate in this tea will help you
focus, the Kava will help you relax.
Kava also counteracts ovarian cancer;
we bet you dudes were sweating bullets
over that one. But it has other immune-
enhancing qualities as well. Speaking
personally, wed just like to be immune
to mean people. Kava also promotes a
sense of clarity and well-being. Send
some to your local politician.
Ingredients*Roasted Mate, *Red Roobois, *Kava Root, all natural *Coconut Cream flavoring. (*ingredient is certified organic) Certified Organic by PCO
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragonfruit
1/2 Dragon, 1/2 Tangy, 100% High Energy and Not So Good at Math
This tea gives you the energy to fell huge bureaucracies. Its got a light, smooth tangy tartness that will delight your tongue and pucker your lips like the French. But theres a deep mystery to this tea too, like a Sage on a mountaintop who stopped making sense years ago. The high-energy Siberian Ginseng will make your eyes pop open, mesmerizing the opposite sex and scaring strangers. Get ready to kick butt, so hurry and find a butt to kick.
This tea promotes focus and energy,
so Samurai love this stuff. It contains
Yerba Mate, which besides bringing
alertness, bolsters the immune system
and reduces cholesterol, cancer risk
and arthritis. Yummy factors are
Dragonfruit (the rare fruit of a cactus)
and Pomegranate. Dragonfruit is loaded
with Vitamin C, other antioxidants and
minerals. Rose Petals are also high in
antioxidants and the Siberian Ginseng
gives you increased endurance and
memory. Share it with your
Samurai friends.
Ingredients *Green Mate, *White Tea, *Rose Petals, *Siberian Ginseng, all natural *Dragonfruit Pomegranate flavoring. (*ingredient is certified organic) Certified Organic by PCO.
Heres the deal: the Chocolate Angels job is to make sure smiles would never disappear from the world. We at TigerWing struck a long-term trade agreement with her and the result is our illegally delicious, almost zero-calorie ChocoMint. With the taste of chocolate and mint on your lips youll be irresistible. Beware of being kissed! Its rumored that some people like to add sugar. Add milk too and its like hot-chocolate, but more complex sweet and mysterious, like your heart.
Black tea its great for your arteries
and decreases cardiovascular problems.
An Italian study found that 75% of those
who consumed increased peppermint
had markedly better digestion.
Personally, we think that simply going to
Italy is good for your digestion. Its also
good for your suntan and your mood.
In fact, forget the tea and just head
to Florence!
A medium energy drink.
Ingredients*Roasted Mate, *Black Tea, *Peppermint, *Cacao Pieces (Chocolate), all natural *Chocolate Vanilla Mint flavoring.
(*ingredient is certified organic) Certified Organic by PCO.
See All. Know All. Dont Care
Sometimes its all up to you. You have a sip of Calmation, with its rich, creamy vanilla, chamomile and lavender flavorssuddenly youre so relaxed and focused that the entire world is brought into balance. Youre poised, youre
graceful and youre telepathic. You can be walking along a beach, the small waves lapping at your ankles, at the same time that youre up in a hot air balloon, looking down at forever.
The vanilla and lavender give this tea a
sweetness. The mate gives the taste a
sense of depth. So its sort of like
snowboarding through powder while
reading poetry. As for goodness factors,
Chamomile relaxes you and it also
calms the stomach. Lavender is an
anti-inflammatory while Mate promotes
focus, in case anyone wants to know.
If you already forgot the line about
snowboarding, you need Mate.
See All. Know all. Dont care.
Ingredients *Green mate, *Chamomile, *Lavender, all natural *Lavender Vanilla Cream flavorings. (*ingredient is certified organic) Certified Organic by PCO
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